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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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0rbfucker:

captain-corpsey:

Can we just acknowledge that they totally fucked up the date. Out should be. 04/20/0420 04:20. Let’s be real people. There will never be 420 months or days per month/calendar year.

You’ve obviously never been to the future
uzowuru:

115% 
myuncreativeurl:

aggregateconscience:

kilotrynagetit:

thedrunkenenigma:

nocturnalthug:

classic moment in my childhood 

I still sing this song though.

My shit!!

Whatttt. Realest shit though.

This nigga only spoke when he was tryna get some pussy lmao.
passivus:

Guy Billout
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